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1，英语笑话 带翻译

you have 2 brains: the left and the right your left brain has nothing right and the right brian has nothing left... 你有两个大脑， 左脑和右脑 左脑没什么正确的东西， 右脑啥都没剩下... 这个很不错吧，姐当年以此博得老师赞赏，简短，上口，有语法，又要防止思维定势...

英语笑话 带翻译

2，英语爆笑笑话

How Many BUllets A young man stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The young man walked to a telephone booth,"Hello,is that a bank?How many people do you have,please?"
有一天早上下着大雪丶小明说下雪还不如下雨下雪多麻烦啊他的同学回答你当初为什么不吃屎丶吃饭排泄出来变成屎为什么你当初不吃屎o

英语爆笑笑话

3，有什么英语笑话

The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". The cow sues you for breach of contract.
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有什么英语笑话

4，求几个好笑的英语笑话

Joke:WomenA Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject ofWOMAN came up in their conversation.The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,Mr Singh?The Italian asked.In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back. 笑话:女人Sikh, 意大利人和一个法国人正在一个酒馆中喝当主题女人在他们的交谈发生了。意大利人说,在意大利，我们像一支吉他一样对待女人。 我们压顶端和胳肢底部。在法国,法国人说,我们对待像干邑白兰地酒一样的女人。我们闻起来第一 & 然后舔得慢慢。 你的国家的女人怎么样,Singh 先生?意大利人问。在我们的国家中，我们像一笔记录一样对待女人。 首先我们玩前面 &/当我们 fini

5，收集经典的全英文笑话

一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk." 还有更多的英语笑话哦 摘自 http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html
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